Eminent Catastrophe Imminent !

Titles like that are of absolutely no help. They do not even posture for a second that the asteroid may just miss, drifting right beside us as we all wave goodbye to doom. It's not very often we're given that chance, mainly because of titles like these. Surely the earth spins and decides for us where we'll be in our given orbit on a given day but let the same not be true about our articles of truth.
The matter in a fact should be neutral, indecisive, awkward and welcoming. Words that posses the fear to presume are dangerous when the very nature of the words are to be just the opposite.
Somehow these disruptions continue to ramble forth, popping out like gophers in front of a red plastic mallet. Bop them.

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Author's notes:

• Why is a glitch in the realm of technology hailed to be the end of us all?
• I wondered what causes that panic and came up with a fun idea.
• Hopefully, you'll like it.
• Those who don't could buy me a mac to teach me a lesson.