Friday, February 20, 2009

From the Outer Space of the Internet

So here are some facts:

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from Winelibrary Order Department
to musicianslashwriter@gmail.com
date Fri, Feb 20, 2009 at 6:09 PM
subject Winelibrary Tracking Information.
mailed-by winelibrary.com

Your order has been confirmed.
Here is important information pertaining to your order:

NOTE: Title to, and ownership of, all wine passes from Wine Library to the purchaser in the State of New Jersey and the purchaser takes all responsibility for the shipping it from New Jersey to his/her home state. By arranging for transportation of the wine, Wine Library is providing a service to, and acting on behalf of the purchaser. By utilizing this servicefrom Wine Library, the purchaser is representing that he/she is acting in a fashion compliant with his/her local and state laws regarding the purchase, transportation and delivery of wine. The purchaser represents that he/she has obtained any required permission, paid any required fees, is working through properly licensed intermediaries where required, is legally entitled to take possession of wine and is legally entitled to take quantities ordered and once again authorizes that he/she is 21 years of age.

**NOTE: Tracking numbers provided within MAY not be active yet. If you get a notice about it being an invalid tracking number, please try again the following morning.

Order Number: O547990
Customer Number: 111344

Tracking Link: http://www.fedex.com/us/tracking?link=1


Tracking Number: 043861762004331

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If you're scratching your head right now it's because you didn't click the link, or I suppose a number of other reasons. Regardless, the gist of it is that the gifts arrived well before 2009 struck.

That apartment watched the planes go, bye.

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