Quotes of the Evening #2

"I'm as clean as a cucumber."
"Are cucumbers particularly clean?"
"In June we are."

37 minutes later it was trumped by

"I wish I had rollerskates, but instead of rollers they'd have terodactlys."


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Author's Notes:

• you try spelling pterodactyls correctly on your first go
  

Quotes of the Evening #1

"Chris, guess what I did before you got home?"
"Uh, I'm not sure I want to guess."